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 Post subject: Cabela
PostPosted: September 25th, 2009, 4:02 pm 
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A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for
> her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one
> to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
>
> A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark
> shades.
>
> She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
> about this rod and reel?"
>
> He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if
> you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything
> from the sound it makes.
>
> She doesn't believe him, but drops it on the counter
> anyway.
>
>
> He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite
> rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. test line. It's a
> good all around combination, and it's on sale this week
> for only $20.00.."
>
>
> She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that
> just by the
> sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take
> it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on
> the floor.
>
> "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
>
>
> She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At
> first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is
> no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted.
> Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only
> person around?
>
>
> The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be
> $34.50 please."
>
>
> The woman is totally confused by this and asks,
> "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale
> for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>
>
> He replies,"Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is
> $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is
> $3.50."
>


 
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