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 Post subject: nat'l talk like a pirate day
PostPosted: October 10th, 2011, 12:10 pm 
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In case any of you all were wondering "national talk like a pirate day" was on Sept 19th this year. Belated mention only warrants a brief pirate joke. Here goes:


A pirate walks into a bar with a ships wheel stuffed in his pants. The bartender says: " sir, you have a ships wheel stuffed in your pants."
The pirate responds loudly: "Aaaaaaargh! I know I have a ships wheel stuffed in me pants. It be drivin me nuts!"

Any pirate jokes submitted now will be considered for next year's talk like a pirate joke contest.


 
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 Post subject: Re: nat'l talk like a pirate day
PostPosted: October 13th, 2011, 5:28 am 
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That, sir, was funny.


 
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 Post subject: Re: nat'l talk like a pirate day
PostPosted: October 13th, 2011, 11:21 am 
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Bartman, you are a rare individual to visit this dark, neglected place on the forum. I thought it deserved a bit of attention thus my pirate joke. I hope this will encourage others to practice their stand up routine here.


 
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 Post subject: Re: nat'l talk like a pirate day
PostPosted: October 13th, 2011, 4:19 pm 
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I got one......"There once was a man from Nantuckit......." . Dang....forgot the rest Laughing


 
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 Post subject: Re: nat'l talk like a pirate day
PostPosted: October 13th, 2011, 6:45 pm 
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A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.

At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"

The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"

The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."


Da-dum-dum! I be here all the week.


 
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 Post subject: Re: nat'l talk like a pirate day
PostPosted: October 14th, 2011, 8:20 am 
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I know the rest Bart, but Rich would have to delete it.

Here's another:
We were on the good ship Venus
My gosh you should've seen it
The figurehead was a _____ in bed
And the mast was an upright _____!

Fill in the blanks sailor!

And Theth,
Yours was tho funny I thit my panth!


 
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